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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
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DoomedCuriosity
apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT
THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE
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Students of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have recently tracked sound waves from V4641 SGR, the nearest black hole that is threatening to swallow the Earth over the next few million years. These sound waves prove how incredible, yet terrifying, the universe can be.
FUCK
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D HAVE TO HEAR THIS AGAIN
SCREAMS INTERNALLY
JESUS DICK
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same
View Larger They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
You sick bastard.
